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  • kshitijnt
    07-17 01:00 PM
    I am confused with regards to AOS Vs. CP and which one to choose.

    My visa status is L1B with Company A and my green card for future employment is with Company B.

    Since I am on L1B, should I choose AOS (Adjustment of status) or CP (Counslar processing) for my I485 processing. Which one wld be the best for me, since I may be in India when the dates become current or may be here in the US ? The timing is a big unknown.

    IF I choose CP, what are the steps after I140 approval?
    How hard is it to switch from AOS to CP or vice- versa?
    What are the pros and cons for AOS Vs CP?

    I am looking for some guidance from anyone who has gone through this / familiar with this situation. Thanks!

    I initially chose CP on my form but now going to file 485. You can switch it either way

    Switching from CP to AOS:
    Just file 485, nothing else needs to be done. No need (as of now), to wait for I140 approval. If you do not switch to AOS downside is you cant make use of attorney certified I140 and must make appointment through consular process.

    Switching from AOS to CP:
    I140 must be approved. Then you need to file I824. Once I824 receipt notice is received, you can talk to the consulate and schedule an appointment. No need to go through NVC. However, if you have already filed 485, it will be abandoned, at the least all the money paid for it, you have to pay for visa again & travel cost to your home country.





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  • chanduv23
    01-21 01:34 PM
    I joined Immigration voice on orkut. My name is Chandrakanth





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  • kondur_007
    03-16 01:13 PM
    can someone please give me some advices about this situation?

    I'm in US since Aug 2006 with F1 visa (and F2 my spouse).
    Nothing changed in 2007, and I didn't leave US at all.
    Then in June 2008, my visa status changed to H1B (and H4 for spouse).
    I am also receiving tuition waiver as employment benefits (I got the 1098T form for that).
    Spouse does not have ITIN and never filed any returns in US. By the way, is there a problem I didn't request an ITIN for my spouse by now? should F2 always have an ITIN even if spouse has never had any income of any sort?
    I have always filed 1040NR-EZ (for 2006 and 2007) but didn't claim spouse these 2 years (while on F2)

    My question is whether I have substantial presence in US after 3 years or not, and which form should I file. How about spouse's (with no ITIN) tax forms? Thank you.

    You are "dual status alien" for the purpose of tax filing. I came across same thing when I switched from F1 to H1.
    This is one situation, where you ideally "have to Itemized" (and this is true for India and it depends on Treaty with every country, it is different for lot of coutries).
    My sincere advise, just go to H and R block and get it done (this was the only year when I had my taxes done through H and R block). From the next year you will be "resident alien" and should be able to file using turbotax by yourself.
    Good Luck.





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  • txh1b
    08-18 12:21 PM
    To be safe, do it even if you get an attached I-94 as you began working. You never know what sort of a minor infraction can lead to a huge trouble later on. Good luck!



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  • sapota
    03-17 03:02 PM
    That is so not true. Even though Dallas was faster than Philly, it only cleared labor for 2003 and earlier filers in 2005. Essentially Dallas mostly cleared only those cases in 2005 which were stuck at regional and not state level. My labor was cleared in late 2006.

    I know cos I am one such unfortunate case.





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  • sameer2730
    05-15 09:50 AM
    who think if they close their eyes, their problems will go away....:D
    For the record I do not have a problem. Employer is a very large company and I have worked in the same location for close to 10 years with a well maintained LCA history. So chill. My eyes are wide open in matters important to me.

    The reason for being pissed is that these bull issues are manufactured for a commercial reason (by ) and with the express purpose to distract from the main and important goals for advocacy to solve this frustrating retrogession problem.

    You on the other hand is a desperate fool on someone's illegitimate (from a moral perspective) payroll. Seriously man have some shame. BTW Are you and EASTINDIA the same person? You sound like you are.



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  • h1bemployee
    02-25 06:25 PM
    You need to provide more details on bold words from your post. If you really need pointers from IV members.

    when my employer replied to the RFE, they came with more questions and doubts...and USCIS asked submit their tax documents

    what I understood ..my employer don't want to appeal against it ..because USCIS may come back with more doubts abt the consultancy itself...





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  • nomi
    12-08 08:20 AM
    DEAR FRIENDS OF AMERICAN PROGRAMMERS, ENGINEERS, NURSES, PHYSICAL THERAPISTS AND SCIENTISTS,

    Our citizen network did quite a job again today.

    I cannot predict. But as the Senate offices begin to close their phones down for the evening (even as the Senate continues to do business), our friends on the Hill are feeling much more confident that we will wake up tomorrow morning and find that Sen. Cornyn and and the tech industry lobbyists will NOT yet have succeeded.

    Some, though, believe Cornyn will make another attempt tonight to get a vote on his bill to almost double H-1B visas and employment-based greencards next year. Once the phone lines are down, however, you just have to take a rest and know you did what you could and hope that your efforts were enough to pull us through this evening.

    Your thousands of phone calls made a major impression on all Senate offices and on both Republican and Democratic leadership offices in the House.

    Our Capitol Hill Team is hearing from many staffers that this has been one of those "Phone Phenomenon" days in which one issue practically ties every office up in knots.

    AND NEARLY 100% OF THE CALLS ARE ON OUR SIDE -- AGAINST HELPING THE TECH COMPANIES, UNIVERSITIES AND HOSPITALS TO USE MORE FOREIGN LABOR TO DEPRESS THE WAGES OF THEIR AMERICAN WORKERS

    You may not have any idea how important that has been.

    Perhaps most importantly, it has made our best Senator allies exceptionally determined to block Sen. Cornyn (R-TX). Our latest nose count is that nobody is backing off their "holds" that are keeping the Cornyn SKIL Act legislation from reaching the floor of the Senate.

    Cornyn and the tech industry lobbyists continue to try to strike deals with the Senators to get them to remove their HOLDS. But backed by what they see as an overwhelming constituency knowledge of the issue and constituency opposition to increased foreign importation, the "holding" Senators are not budging. We are unaware of any of them accepting a deal to change their position.

    The reason individual Senators are able to exercise such power with these holds is because Cornyn has to get a lot of normal precedure waived in order to bring up his bill at the last minute like this.

    Our understanding is that Majority Leader Frist (R-TN) could go ahead and bring Cornyn's bill to the floor even with the holds if he wants to. But then he would have to get at least 60 of the 100 votes to break the holds of their colleagues -- which is kind of a personal thing.

    The more that you make this bill seem totally radioactive the less likely Sen. Frist will want to end his Senate career on such an explosive note, or that 60 Senators would want to vote to break the holds.

    A big thank you to all who have helped again today. There are hundreds of thousands of households this evening spread across the country that will have a much happier Christmas if we succeed in blocking the threat to their jobs, wages and standard of living that Cornyn's bill represents.

    Our nation's nurses, physical therapists, scientists, engineers and programmers have studied hard and worked hard and invested considerable money to be able to do these jobs. Why should our government import massive numbers of foreign workers (which no independent study has shown are needed) when that action would cause so many middle class American households to suffer?

    At NumbersUSA, we spend a lot of our time championing better treatment for the poor. But we also believe in the protection of middle-class Americans. You who have acted today have done a great service to these households.

    I expect to have marching orders for you first thing tomorrow morning based on what the situation has become by that time.

    THANKS,

    ROY

    P.S. If you didn't read Prof. Norm Matloff's San Francisco Chronicle op-ed today, please do so now because it explains so well why we consider this fight against major increases in legal foreign workers to be as important as our fight against illegal immigration.

    Read the article here:
    http://www.numbersusa.com/interests/hightech.html



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  • Ann Ruben
    02-04 09:16 PM
    Hi Prem,

    As long as your sister is complying with the terms of her B-1 admission, she is entitled to begin work for the new employer as soon as that employer files an H-1 petition requesting a change of status on her behalf. Pay stubs from her original H employer should not be required. The language quoted below is from a Nov. 2000 USCIS Q&A:

    "Q10: Who is eligible to use the H1B "portability" provisions?

    A10: The portability provisions allow a nonimmigrant alien previously issued an H-1B visa or otherwise accorded H-1B status to begin working for a new H-1B employer as soon as the new employer files an H-1B petition for the alien. Previously, aliens in this situation had to await INS approval before commencing the new H-1B employment. These provisions apply to H-1B petitions filed "before, on, or after" the date of enactment, so all aliens who meet this definition can begin using the portability provisions.

    Q11: Are there any other limitations on the portability provisions?

    A11: An alien must have been lawfully admitted into the United States. The new employer must have filed a "non-frivolous" petition while the alien was in a period of stay authorized by the Attorney General. A non-frivolous petition is one that has some basis in law or fact. INS plans to further define this in its implementing regulations. Subsequent to such lawful admission, the alien must not have been employed without authorization."

    However, if the request for a change of status is made too soon after her arrival USCIS could find that she committed fraud at entry. For that reason, I strongly advise that nothing be filed (including the LCA)until your sister has been here at least 30 days, and preferably 60 days.

    Also, if your sister was out of the US for a year or more, there is a possibility that she might be subject to the H-1 cap.

    Hope this information is helpful.

    Ann





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  • morchu
    04-21 01:40 PM
    Wrong.
    H1B has nothing to do with an AOS. AOS has its own requirements, and having an H1B or even being "employed" at the time, is not a requirement for AOS.

    So "brick2006", theoreticaly can file for AOS, even when he is in H4.

    -Morchu

    ....To file AOS once PD is current, it is essential that one be in H1-B status.



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  • ilikekilo
    04-19 06:11 PM
    When you go for a loan against the credit card balance, there are two types.

    1> 0% to 1.99% short term loan with 3% transfer fee.
    2> 4.99% to 5.99% LIFE time loan with 3% transfer fee.

    The key thing for both the loan is...

    1> Never EVER use the credit card that you used to get the loan UNTIL you repay the loan completely..
    2> When you go for the loan, ensure the balance on your card is zero. If you have a balance, ask them to pay off the balance from the loan amount and send the reminder.
    3> Always pay on time at least the minimum balance. Never miss a payment. Ensure this credit card doesn't have universal default clause, meaning, if you are late on any other credit card then you are considered as late on this card.

    If all the above three points are acceptable, I suggest CC loans. Otherwise, look for other options.

    GCisaDawg


    Right, also I believe #3 you mentioned is taken care of by the new law done b y Bama...I dont think so creditors can do that anymore..





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  • breddy2000
    04-04 03:31 PM
    Nothing to get excited about. As far as I know, USCIS definition of backlog does not include cases waiting for visa number availability...But surely, this will be a great relief for people whose dates have been current for a long time but for some reason USCIS has put their cases under admin processing...

    Typically, USCIS adjudicates applications on a first in first out basis, however, as explained above, since USCIS cannot approve an adjustment application and grant permanent residence until an individual visa number is available, the first in first out principle does not apply to these “visa regressed” cases. USCIS is processing adjustment applications based on projections of when a visa number will become available.

    Maybe the recent RFEs and pre-adjudication cases have something to do with the remaining visa numbers of 55,000. So USICS is gearing to clear these numbers within next 4-5 months.



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  • gova123
    08-27 12:38 PM
    Go in person that would be best. Houston will not respond to mail or phone calls, Their whole switch board is messed up. I had tough time when I sent it to Houston.

    Can we go in person, I thought they would encourage only in case of emergency. Any one know that if we can go to the consulate and get the passport renewed quickly for sure.

    Thanks
    Govardhan





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  • smuggymba
    03-27 08:22 PM
    this is not a game , this happened really to me .I am Indian .They did not gave my passport back . They took my passport and send me to Bangalore Airport back .I know they don't have any right to hold any one's property that too a country citizenship passport.I am looking for an answer and advice , not question for a question

    not to judge you, but how did you manage to enter india? Do they allow it?



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  • bmoni
    12-21 09:34 AM
    We have Missouri State Chapter. Please check the state chapters section. show your support. I like the idea of midwest Conference call. I will be dialing in.





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  • nixstor
    02-24 07:20 PM
    Visa stamping is not necessary to remain in the US so wondering why a CPA would consider this a necessary work expense.

    Thats correct.

    Every one can interpret them to their own way and can decide whether its deductible or not. Any thing related to business expenses, if IRS were to question the tax payer, IRS will ask for written substantiation from the employer. Guess what happens! The same CPA who told all these rosy stories and got a decent percentage on your fattest return simply tells you to get that letter. With out all that documentation, I doubt they will fight the audit.



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    04-21 10:08 PM
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  • Sandeep
    02-16 05:32 PM
    Let us put it this way. Short term we can get some benefits of the 90 k visas that can be recaptured (140k according to the Ombudsman - 50k which went to Schedule A last year) But now 90k , regardless of whether it frees numbers for all countries, is going to be a short lived relief . With so many cases coming out of the backlog, there has to be some long term solution for this. All the comprehensive immigration bills had been talking of raising the per country quota by a couple of % but you have to also see that they are redistributing the allocations to EB1, 2 and 3. So I guess in the long run, there is no other option but to increase the overall quota





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  • trucks55
    06-04 03:46 PM
    I had recent gt my in-laws visa stamped at chennai consulate, i has send my 3 months bank statements from my online statements..

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    Madhuri
    04-08 07:24 PM
    Is it possible to get 7th year extension on the basis of approved LC and pending I-140. My approved LC is PERM filed in March 2006 and approved a week ago. My 6 years oevr in Sep 2006.

    Anybody in the same situation?





    gparr
    March 14th, 2004, 09:36 PM
    Lecter,
    So we can conclude that resolution and focus are a little shakey?
    Gayr